Tiny Pieces Of Hell
May 31, 2006Went out to grab a bite to earlier today. Nina insisted that I taste this dish she’s been craving for lately, “california maki”. Now this is the second time she talked me into eating Japanese cuisine. The first experience was anything but delightful. Yet once again i succumb to her persuassion. So, there i was, staring at the 8-piece serving. Each neatly lined up with toppings of mayo. I took one and dipped it in the wasabi-lemon sauce, held my breath and put it in my mouth. It exploded with this undescribable sensation. A mixture of raw meat, mango and wasabi. I swear I heard my stomach cry out for help. Don’t be fooled by its colorful facade. Each one is a tiny piece of hell. Spawned from the depths of the abbyss. Created by vile individuals out of the blackness of their souls. Man, i hate Japanese food.
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