Half acoustic + Half electric = CRAP

Have you been to SM lately? Ever heard that annoying guitar sound?? I’m sure you have. It’s near Watson’s, right outside Bibo. I hate having to go around that area. I mean they sound like some charismatic group. They’re selling acoustic guitars? They sound like shit! It looks acoustic but it doesn’t sound like it, it sounds electric but not really. One word, CRAP! And the people who buy or go over and pretend like they know anything about guitars or music for that matter are idiots. And what makes me an expert, you say? How about 17 freakin’ years of shredding the hell out of any axe I come across. Been playing since I was six so don’t get me started with guitars. Most people don’t know that about me. Probably because I have eased up the past couple of years. Anyway, them mofos selling the guitars don’t know squat either. I mean, ccooommmmeee oooonnn… I’m sick of hearing “Wonderful Tonight”. Don’t get me wrong, I love Eric Clapton but that song is so worked up. What ever happened to the Flamenco? Ey morons, why don’t you play “Circles” by the Satch man?! Or better yet, you know what I would pay to see? If you guys pick one of your shitty guitars and wack each other’s faces!

PUSSYWHIPPED

Pussywhipped : When a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other’s wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for him.

Yup, that’s what I am. But I can’t complain. I don’t even put up a fight. Just look at that devilish smile. Seriously, I can’t even begin to imagine what she has to put up with. Me. She means the world to me and I don’t know what I’d do without her. She sees the good in everything there is to see. Sometimes I wonder what she ever sees in me. She polished up my halo and I just dirtied up her soul. I know this might sound cazy but I’d end my life for you. You know I don’t want to  but hey, I’d do it for you.