The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Meet Ace and Gary. The average crime fighting duo in a quest to rid the world of evil. Ace is the leader of the duo. He is a mentor to Gary, and calls him “friend of friends”. Ace has an array of superpowers reminiscent of Superman. Gary is the other member of the duo. He is younger and less experienced than Ace. Gary has fewer superpowers and fit more in the sidekick role.

Their dialogue is full of homosexual innuendo; they have said to “stick it in the hole, don’t play with it” when talking about electric plugs, to name just one example

Their clothing tend to contain thongs and shorts which are too small and tight for them. Their car is shaped like a huge penis and can fire white, semen-like rays.Ace pats Gary on the rear quite often.They disguise themselves as the Village People while entering a “hetero” bar.Their fighting techniques are questionable for heterosexual superheroes. Gary sits and thrusts on Ace while Ace flies and shoots lasers, they attack a gigantic monster by flying into its rear, and they very often use sexual-looking positions as fighting techniques like Gary’s “sucking off”. When fighting a monster robot, they penetetrate it from its rear.

Gary picks something up near Ace to look like he is performing fellatio.They form a “ball” grabbing each other’s crotch with their mouth to roll over the villains. Their X-ray vision is used to see if men are concealing weapons in their crotches. They get more interested in men’s crotches after looking close.

Despite these examples, every episode finds room for debate on whether Ace and Gary are gay, or whether there is a reasonable, heteronormative explanation for their actions. The joke lies in the supporting characters’ willingness to discount the overwhelming evidence. In many ways this lampoons the willfull ignorance of much of mainstream America. For their part, Ace and Gary will only admit to being “. . . gay like a fox”.

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Safety tip from Ace and Gary:

“The buddy system should always be used for potentially unsafe situations like swimming, bike riding and showering. “

Impeachment

Exactly! Another impeachment complaint has been filed today. A rehash of the previous one. I don’t know much about the proceedings or anything about the law for that matter, all I know is that I am sick and tired of it. I don’t know about you but I’m fed up with this whole circus. I’d much rather let the current president stay in the office because she is more watched now than ever. I know she wouldn’t do anything stupid now that all eyes are on her. Plus, there’s no one to replace her with. I’m not saying that the president is innocent, I’m not taking her side, nor am I saying an investigation is wrong. Aaah, let them burn in hell. You know who would make a great president? Me, because I’m a genius.