My Amendment

Nobody unites the nation like Manny Pacquiao. Everyone thought it would end in disaster after Pacquiao staggered after being hit by a a flurry of punches by the challenger Oscar Larios. But as it turned out, the only disaster was Larios’ face. The punch was just a fluke. For the rest of the fight, he couldn’t hit Manny anymore, he’s too slow. Manny’s new nickname should be “the ghost”, because whenever Chololo threw a punch Pacman ain’t there no more. What kind of nickname is “chololo” anyway? It doesn’t strike fear to his opponents. It  just made me laugh.  I understand if his dad called him that when he was little but the nickname that they should use should be something relateed to his fight or how “devastating” his punches are. Something corny like ” the destroyer”. I mean, who cares about his father not able to pronounce his name properly? Anyway, back to my amendment, during Pacquiao’s fights, everything is put on hold.  Opposing politicians sat side by side at ringside, celebrities are always present and for the townsfolk, everyone glued to their TVs. The economy is revitalized and crime rates are down. So in conclusion, my amendment is to make the president a boxer.  At least our president can unite the country two days a year, whenever she has a fight. Nothing draws the entire nation together better than a clash for the Republic’s pride. She can fight north Korea’s Han Myung-Sook. She looks fiesty and bigger than Arroyo but I believe her quickness will win it for us. But that reach might be a problem, wth the jab. Anyway, if she trains hard she’ll probably win it. Gloria “little monster” Arroyo, wow now that’s a badass nickname!