Scuba Fuckin’ Diving
July 24, 2006I don’t know what’s all the fuss about scuba diving. I hate the preparation, wakin’ up early and the travelling. Oh my god! And the worst part? Travelling back! When you’re all tired and beat up. Just like goin’ to the beach. Man I hate comin’ home from it. Eversince I was a kid, I never really liked the underwater. I hate those dark, murky scenes in movies where you can’t tell what the hell is out there. And then suddenly, something just bites a chunk off your ass. Gives me nightmares. The worst of them all is Finding Nemo. Do you remember that scene with Dori and the whale? The water was so dark and the whale just kinda sprung in front of them? Man, I hate that scene. But I’ve been to snorkeling with my dad and his friends though. The thing I loved about it is that we had them huge badass spears. Then we’d eat all the fish that we killed. I didn’t contribute much though, I went for them ugly fish that looked real stupid and moved slow. I better ask my dad where he put my spear, I could use that in the office. I’m really not a fan of deepsea diving with dipshits. Now tell me, who would you want this guy to be? (for ctc)
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