Lalai and The Big Boners

Left to right: Kurt aka tinogs aka tafkak, me (ax-man extrodinaire), chuck aka jovs aka stormbringer

Thats just half of the band. I couldn’t get a decent picture of us together so of course, I decided to put the picture with the most good-looking dude on the planet (me). Here’s the rest of them miscreants:

Name: George
Position: Lead Vocals
Nicknames: Axl, Boy George, George Michael, Karma Chameleon,
Cactus/Cactus George (Brilliant fuckin’ idea man!)
Influences: 80’s Glam rock, Axl Rose, Skidrow, Poison..you get the picture

So this is George. Taking on frontman chores.
He’s pretty good. He sings better when he’s drunk
actually and is a lot bolder too. I can’t wait until December 15
and see if he will do what we’re planning to do with that tsong
shyan wang song. He’s probably preparing his resignation
already for the aftermath. Kidding!! No rumors ctc aiight?!

 Name: OJ
 Position: Guitars
 Nicknames: Big boner, tripod
 Influences: Alternative stuff

Hmm.. Rockstar-esque (left pic), undecided (left pic with some chick). He’s cool though. And he does a pretty good Hitler impersonation

  Name: Kurt
 Position: guitars
 Nicknames: the real giovs. Tinogs (tinoghong band),
 T.A.F.K.A.K (the artist formerly known as kurt)
 Influences: America.. and everything else..He loves his MIAMI VICE

 Kurt’s pretty good. Pretty cool too, in a weird kinda way.
 He’s so good that a guitar company offerred him his own
 Signature series. It’s call the Rockerz (jb music, P3T) Kurt
 Signature series. Go and get one and feel the fretboard bend
 in a couple of months. 

Name: Chuck
Position: Drums (he likes hitting things)
Nicknames: Jovehtz (still not approved), alagad ni horniness
Influences: Anything that rocks
 
Do not stay infront of the drums while chuck is playing. He
will literally make you shit your pants. Seriously, he wanted his left foot amputated and replaced with a pedal. Whenever we practice and I stay in front of them loud-ass drums I get dizzy and dis-oriented and foam a little in the mouth. But I know I bug him with my out-of-tune, bent, shrieking ax too.

Name: Ronie
Position: Bass
Nicknames: Murdaaah/murdaah twins/ murdaaah sistahz, drop it like its hot,
Lalai
Influences: Girly music

Lalai plays pretty good actually. Was originally just a spectator but we drafted her in the band. She has some pretty kick-ass dace moves (when she plays). Her fingers are pretty quick. Must be from those years of rubbing, u-know-who’s
bald head. (starts with a C). Anyway, the nick lalai was coined from urban dub’s lalay lim ’cause she looks like her. Thats her on the right. I know you probably took a closer look if that was Ronie. Well no, but close enough, what the hell. 

Name: migraineboy (me)
Position: guitars
Nicknames: brandon, nid and sometimes Hoy, gwapo!!
Influences: rock legends, hendrix, etc. G3. Paul gilbert

This is me. Omnipotent ax-wielding hero. With the 3rd loudest guitar in the world. Need I say more?

So, that’s the whole group. We are still debating on what the name of the band should be. Some say Make Busy, others DSLAM, Lalai and the big boners, ghost of hitler and a whole lot more. Anyway one thing’s for certain, you are one of the few to gaze upon the greatest crew in rock n roll history.

PLAYING ON DECEMBER 15